LINKS! HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE LINKS!

 

All of our fantabulous friends you should visit!

 

The star of many Piranha Pictures has his very own website! See David's own movies! We're so proud.

 

Bette's acting is as sharp as her sword! And that is VERY pointy!

 

Monsters, boobies and ketchup. 'Tis Darkstone!

 

Jasi Cotton Lanier. She is a babe. She does stunts. Therefore, stuntbabe.

 

What makes Happy Cloud Pictures so happy are zombies, serial killers, and lesbian werewolves.

 

Gordon DelGiorno has died so many times in our flicks that you must visit him. He deserves it. Plus he has a brother!

 

There are ten million stories in the city. Debbie Rochon has been in most of them.

 

Mark is one of those uppity artist types. Visit him, or a single tear might run down his cheek.

 

Very few hot women talk to us. Ryli is one of the good ones.

 

Kent makes documentaries. Kent covers major film festivals. Kent named his website after himself. Go visit Kent.

 

News, reviews, and a super cool message board. Read about Zombie Ninja Gangbangers!

 

INTERNATIONAL RUSSLER

Grab a latte and listen to the hep cat sounds of Jason Russler.

 

DEMETRIUS PARKER

A consummate actor who really doesn't look like Wesley Snipes at all.

 

GRANT CORLEY

Grant likes cartoons because they're better than real life. Maybe it's just me, but talking penguins creep me the heck out.

 

COME AND GET IT FILMS

Run by the insane maniac known as Todd Rohal, you can go and buy their DVD of four hours' worth of short films! Go! Buy! Sell out to the Man!

 

MARAUDER PRODUCTIONS

Local? Check. Cool? Check. Good movies? Check and mate!

 

HOOPTY STUDIOS

Here is the website that not only houses the cheapest movie studio on the planet, but is also the home of the great band Vincent Van Go Go! Why are you still here?

 

SHOCK CINEMA

Where we got our very first print review. It's the magazine that reviews movies you'll never see in your life! So at least read about 'em!

 

 

 

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