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In the same issue was this article by Debbie Rochon, where she talks about the insane schedule of films she shot over about a seven month period...the count is 13. That makes everyone else look like a potato chip eating lazy slob swimming in their own filth! Unfortunately again, Piranha Pictures got cut out of the article. I know that in the original, Debbie wrote about us. I haven't seen the original version, but this is what I imagine it said: "And then I worked on Shockheaded, and Eric was easily the greatest director I've ever worked for. This movie will be so good that when you watch it your eyeballs will pop out, grow little legs, and try to find Eric so they can kiss him on the cheek." |
*disclaimer...all quotes attributed to celebrities of the female persuasion (Jasi Lanier, Debbie Rochon) were utterly fabricated and are entirely the work of fiction. Piranha Pictures does not comment on the ruminations of Mr. Thornett, who is prone to hallucinations and also just plain makes crap up. Plus he drinks seventeen Pepsis a day, which certainly can't be good for him, but he would like to let it be known that he is open to endorsements from Pepsi if they would like to get in touch. If not, he would be willing to shill for Coca-Cola, despite the fact that for every one you drink, an orphan dies.
-Merle Hemmerland, Attorney.
**disclaimer...Piranha Pictures will not be held responsible for Mr. Hemmerland's assertions that Coca-Cola causes orphan deaths. The evidence is tenuous at best, and Mr. Hemmerland's theories are his own, and are in no way endorsed by Eric Thornett or Piranha Pictures. However, Mr. Thornett would like to state for the record that he believes that dinosaurs are a made up phenomenon, wherein the skeletons have been planted by persons of unknown origin...possibly aliens.
-George Mickens, Paraspychologist.