Oh boy oh boy oh boy! A balmy August day was the perfect time for the Shockheaded movie premiere! Thousands of people were invited! And what would be a better place to hold it than a theater that's part of a retirement community? That way we could get some adult diapers for the inevitable pants pooping that would happen when everyone was faced with the sheer terror of the movie!
  

 
I gave a short speech before the movie. I think this picture was taken as I was saying "lousy ingrates."
  

 

 

 
Here's some of our innocent audience, patiently waiting for the film. While they heard it was utterly terrifying, they were all pretty smug in the certainty that no mere movie could make their lives a living hell.
  

 

 

 

 

 
And here they are after they've been mentally destroyed.
  

 

 

 

 
After soothing everyone with my CD of British tea party sounds, we passed some time talking about the movie. As I recall, everyone agreed that I'm a gienious.
    

 

 

Here I am presenting effects pro Danny Fielding with a prop he made for the film, which had been destroyed for a climactic scene.

That's right...I'm essentially making a big deal out of giving Danny a piece of trash.

  

 

Here is Gordon DelGiorno in his GQ mode. He's alone because his girlfriend walked out once the good stuff started, and stayed in the car for the duration of the film. I'm ashamed to admit that when she walked out, I turned to leading man Jason Wauer and said "cool."
 
Here I am looking at Bill Page's shirt, and thinking of a better life.
   
 
 
 
Guests Chris Mindel, Bette Cassatt, and Linda Deutsch listen to good advice from some idiot.
  
 
 
 

And finally, Jason Wauer and I congratulated each other...heads swelling with pride as our massive egos grew ten times larger than that of a normal man.

Seven seconds later, the janitor kicked us out.