SHOCKHEADED HAS BEEN RELEASED!

 

 

What are you doing reading this page if you haven't bought a copy for yourself and one for all of your friends, and then a second copy for yourself JUST IN CASE the first one gets eaten by a dog, and then a third that you can store in a safety deposit box in a bank just in case your house burns down?

And you may be saying sure, I can watch Shockheaded 22 hours out of the day, but are there any other helpful uses for a Shockheaded DVD? And the answer is, of course!

  

 

 

   
Play dress up with them!
  

 

 
Have some for breakfast! Shockheaded stays crunchy in milk!
    

 

   

Best of all, Shockheaded is guaranteed to not cause choking!*

 

 

 

* By reading this, you void all claims made that Shockheaded does not cause choking.

 

 

 
Take a DVD out for hush puppies and beer! It's a really cheap date, and you're certain to score! Don't worry, Shockheaded won't order the lobster!
   

 

   
Take Shockheaded on a walk!
  

 

 
Make your own UFO hoax photos! Simply throw a DVD in the air, take a picture, and gain instant fame!
   

 

 

 

 

 

 

   
Tell a Shockheaded DVD about your mental problems!